第二季第9集：The One With Phoebe’s Dad
- JOEY: C’mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.
- you’re gutless, you know, you don’t ever, you don’t just sort of seize the day
- MONICA: [to Ross] Looks like he’s playin’ baseball. ROSS: You mean hardball? MONICA: Whatever.
- You know what? I’ve already lost a fake dad this week and I don’t think I’m ready to lose a real one.
第二季第10集：The One With Russ
- RACH: Joey, would you slow down?
- ROSS: Oh c’mon. Maybe you’re just, uhhh… paying your dues.
- FBOB: Hey. Whoa, hey, you’ve been working out, huh?
- FBOB: Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. [kisses Monica]
- I’m kind of worried about you.
- ESTL: Oh, isn’t Lori a doll?
- PHOE: Alright, don’t say that. He’s probably always been dull. You just, you know, set it free.
- I’ve been keeping her at bay
- Is she good-looking?
- JOEY: I just… I just don’t think that I want it that way though, y’know? I mean, let’s say I do make it, alright? I’m always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of.. y’know, the Little General.
- JOEY: It was unbelievable! I walked in there and she was all over me.
第二季第11集：The One With the Lesbian Wedding
- ROSS: I am really not going. I don’t get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
- MONICA: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
- MR A: Oh, that’s all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
- ROSS: No. Look, I told you I am not a part of this thing.
- CAROL: Nothing. Ok, everything. I think we’re calling off the wedding.
- JOEY: It just seems so futile, you know ? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
- WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn’t help but overhear what you just said, and I think it’s time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life…how ’bout we go get you a drink?